No More Funny Business!
A collection of pins that bring popular corporate sayings to life. There were many times I could have used these pins when I worked in "Corporate America" - especially when I found myself in tedious, ridiculous business meetings (most of the time!). These pins have moving parts and are made of sterling silver, some with brass or copper accents. 

Welcome to the Rat Race
The rats move both forward and backward on the track - so you can put the rats close to or far from the finish line, depending on how close to the finish you feel on any given day!
 matte sterling silver pin is 1 3/4"w x 1"h with copper rats; retail price: $100.

BS Meter
With this pin you'll be able to adjust the level of "BS" in a room, with whomever you are talking to, or to even describe what you are saying! The copper arrow moves up and down.
matte sterling silver pin is 3/4"w x 1 1/4"h with a copper arrow; retail price: $92.
You Can Count on Me
"You can count on me" - literally, with this small abacus with brightly colored translucent beads that move back and forth.   
matte sterling silver pin is 1"w x 1 1/4"h with red and blue glass sead beeds; retail price: $92.
Take a Number  ... And Wait
"Take A Number" is a pin created for those days when you just want to yell "wait your turn!" to the crazy world around you. "Take a Number" has three number tags that dangle freely and a special message, " And Wait", stamped on the back of the pin.
matte sterling silver pin is 1 1/4"w x 1"h with copper, silver and brass numbers; retail price: $92.

Get Your Ducks in a Row
What does this mean, anyway? For the person who wears this pin - your ducks are in a row, but barely! These brass ducks swing, or swim, with every step you take!
matte sterling silver pin is 1 3/4"w x 1"h with brass ducks; retail price: $130.
Now Serving
Also for those crazy, too-much-to-do days, "Now Serving" is another way to yell "get in line!" to the crazy world around you. "Now Serving" features number dials you can spin to change the number from "00" to 99".
heat-treated copper pin with silver dials is 1 3/4"w x 1"h; retail price: $100.
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I Am A Professional Pin  NEW! 
Do Not Try This at Home!
matte sterling silver pin is 1 1/4"w x 1"h with anodized aluminum ribbon; retail price: $92.
Dating Rules Spin Pin 
Actually have fun on blind dates with this pin that spins! You can spin the dial from the left to read "Wine Me", "Dine Me", "Kiss Me", "Leave Me", "Call Me" and "Do Me".
matte sterling silver pin is 1 1/4"w x 1"h with shiny silver dials; retail price: $92.

We're All on The Same Page Pin  
matte sterling silver pin is 1"w x 1 1/4"h with 3 tiny people; retail price: $92.
Dirty Word Spin - "Shit"
Use all of the words your mother said not to without saying a word! You can spin the dial from the left to read "Good Shit", "Oh Shit", "No Shit", "Tough Shit", "Deep Shit", and "Bull Shit".
matte sterling silver pin is 1 1/4"w x 1"h with shiny silver dials; retail price: $92.
Dirty Word Spin - "Crap"
Use all of the words your mother said not to without saying a word! You can spin the dial from the left to read "Load O' ", "Aw Crap", "Tough Crap", "Full O' ", "Oh Crap", and "Holy Crap".
matte sterling silver pin is 1 1/4"w x 1"h with shiny silver dials; retail price: $92.
Dirty Word Spin - "Ass"
Use all of the words your mother said not to without saying a word! You can spin the dial from the left to read "Dumb Ass", "Bad Ass", "Kick Ass", "Smart Ass", "Nice Ass", and "Kiss My Ass"!
matte sterling silver pin is 1 1/4"w x 1"h with shiny silver dials; retail price: $92.

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